"The emperor of the South Sea was called Shu [Brief], the emperor of the North Sea was called Hu [Sudden], and the emperor of the central region was called Hun-tun [Chaos].
Shu and Hu from time to time came together for a meeting in the territory of Hun-tun, and Hun-tun treated them very generously. Shu and Hu discussed how they could repay his kindness.
'All men,' they said, "have seven openings so they can see, hear, eat, and breathe. But Hun-tun alone doesn't have any. Let's trying boring him some!"
Every day they bored another hole, and on the seventh day Hun-tun died."
(The Complete works of Chuang Tzu, Translated by Burton Watson, copy and pasted from Wikipedia)

Erm... I think the moral of the story is that creativity is like a golden, egg-laying goose. If you meet a flying bee, do not attempt to instruct the goose on why bees are not aerodynamic, despite the size of their tiny wings. Failure to do so may leave you with the world's the most expensive two-week supply of goose pate. Bringing a perforated goose back to life can prove to be difficult, if not impossible.

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✭ I retexture items from IMVU's vast catalog. I'm not much of a 3D mesher. I mostly do BATIM/BATDR-themed stuff.

✭ Under 18 DNI unless it's a business inquiry. I do not role-play on IMVU.
If I want a custom 3D-meshed lap dance, I can go into Creative Mode alone.

✭ I use my wishlist to track derivables。
Derivables are items in the IMVU catalog that usually aren't very usable. Derivable items are often "uglyfied" on purpose to make retexturing easier.
However, as a creator, I can turn those ugly items into new, shiny items using retexturing.
Often while browsing the item shop, I might find a derivable that I really like and I'll save it to my wishlist - it's easier than copy-pasting bookmarks into a browser.

Please do not gift me from my wishlist - we'll both probably regret it p.p
...not because I'll hurt you, (I'm a keyboard warrior at best), but because I cannot edit or use derivable items once i've recieved them as gifts - the system won't let me. I'd be stuck with a forever-ugly item - and you'd have wasted your precious credits。
Nobody wants that。

✭ Interests:
Bendy and The Ink Machine/BATDR、Dead by Daylight (Pyramid Head main)、Fortnite (STW and BR)、t+pazolite、electro swing、everything cute and neon Halloween kitsch、artificial flavor cherry and Cape Cod Sweet and Spicy Jalapeño Kettle Cooked Potato Chips.
That last item is the broken glass of the gods.
✭ My Twitter: @HoonToon_Soupy

The live-in residents in my head o.o and then a handful of folks on here - Samfras, Incorruptus, and various peeps I hung out with in the early glory days of the BATIM fandom years ago (they know who they are).

The live-in residents in my head.

A million years ago, someone asked me why I don't make more male-designated clothing.
I am stingy and healthily lazy. IMVU charges me every time I submit a new item.
IMVU has this really archaic system in place, where most female items (shoes, gloves etc) won't fit on male avatar bases and vice versa.
I don't want to have to submit effectively the same outfit twice If I don't think anyone will buy it.
It is no secret that the *vast* majority of IMVU users are female. (and yes - I know damn well that a number of you aren't - particularly withing the BATIM/BATDR fandom. I said "vast majority" for a reason).

However, I am not a total arsehole. If you need an item in another gender, don't be afraid to ask me. I do not bite. I will try to fulfill this to the best of my ability, according to what the item shop will allow.

Now, even though I don't bite, I'm still not a real mesh artist.
If there's something you can't find here, I highly suggest consulting MaxSMoke777 - a real 3D mesher/animator on this platform.

I don't know him personally - this isn't a paid endorsement.
However, those Bendy cartoon gloves in my shop - he DID make them "male-compatible versions" when I requested.
He is chill - go check out MaxSMoke777 IMVU Shop.